Isn’t this a crime? Of course not
Aug 27th, 2007 by Randy Toman
You know we really got it wrong. The Democrats are not really the party known as the tax & spend party. Why you say, because Republicans were a party to the crime and if what your about to read (if you read it) is not a crime then give we your definition of a crime. And don’t tell me the Republicans were not a party to this. I did not write what you see below and I don’t care who did, the Question is, is it true?
Please over look some of the bad words used, I’m sure smoke was coming out of this persons ears.
At first I thought this was funny… then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.
When he hollers,
Tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
“Taxes drove me to my doom…”
When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties(tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Still think this is funny?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the hell happened? Can you spell “politicians”?
And… I still have to “press 1″ for English.
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times.
There is no doubt that both parties spend a lot of our tax money. What really concerns me is what that money is spent on. I do believe that the Repubs spent more money on worthwhile projects than the Democrats who seem to spend much on social programs. Social programs like welfare and other entitlements, keep the votes coming in for the the party that legislates and initializes those programs. After so many years of this “vote buying”, there will be more people getting entitlements than people working for a living and as such, paying into the system. The worst element of entitlements is that it slowly destroys the confidence, pride and self respect of the person getting the entitlements. After all, these government handouts have been going on for many years and I don’t see where it has helped at all. Now we have a whole class of “victims” who have no pride in themselves and depend on the government for their survival. Many of the other “unintentional” side effects include bad schools and a close to 50 % high school drop out rates for the minority “victim” classes. We have to pay for all this as crime rates go up and more jails have to be built.
The Republicans on the other hand, have to fight the media in spreading lies about how “greedy” the Republicans are and how they want to starve children. The Democrats also complain that millions of children don’t have medical insurance. Children don’t buy insurance, the parents have that responsibility. All a result of too many people with their hands out waiting for the government to give them whatever it is they want. In this wonderful country, there should be few people that can’t “earn” a living. Seems the Democrat politicians WANT people to depend on them for everything. The public school system is a mess and yet the Democrats don’t want school vouchers to help the ones that need it the most, the minorities. As all of you know, most Democrats send their children to private schools paid by the tax payers. They also get special retirement and medical coverage benefits awhile we get S.S. and Medicare! They get to vote themselves a raise while we have to work for ours. After ALL taxes, we get to take home about half our income. The Soviet style system controlled how much the people made….our system controls how much we take home and takes again evertime we buy something, even the things we need to have for survival. A new tax system is what we all need and you can bet that both parties will fight it all the way to U.S. bankruptcy. We MUST elect someone with a real desire to get this country back on track. It won’t be easy but we must try.